two-pot screamer dot com

Back when I was working (briefly) in Canberra, I was lured to Candy Bar (at Academy) by the promise of $5 cocktails.

After an indeterminate number of drinks, I had to visit the little boys room. I was having a great time washing a cigarette butt (whitewater raft) through the urinal cakes (dangerous rocks) to the drain (base camp), when I noticed that there was a security camera in the bathroom pointed right at me. I had never seen a camera in a toilet before, and a million thoughts of what they might be doing with the footage flashed through my head as I abandoned the whitewater rafters and hurridly zipped up.

I’m sure it was a coincidence, but when I went back to the bar, it seemed as if I was suddenly getting amazingly good service from the female bar staff…and I thought I heard someone giggle when I said “and can you make mine a large?”

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 29th, 2007 at 4:57 pm and is filed under General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.