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Re:Motorcycle (Score:5, Insightful)

by Dun Malg (230075) on Monday January 12, @12:48AM (#26413763)
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motorcycles produce more harmful emissions per mile than a car or even a large SUV.

It’s the Harley-Davidson product line that’s skewing the average. Bikes of Japanese manufacture generally meet Japanese emissions standards, which are much stricter, while Harley Davidson is for some fucked up reason allowed to sell bikes with engine designs that should’ve been shitcanned a hundred years ago. You think that blatting earsore with the apehangers and finned straight pipes is burning cleanly? Un-fucking-likely. I hate those goddamned middle aged jackasses who get their rocks off revving their loud engines in an already noisy world. Yes, you are certainly one bad mother-scratcher, rebelling against society in that $900 leather jacket, sitting on the back of a $30K bike you obediently will be making payments on for years to come, and indeed, the loud noise you make does make your dick look bigger.

PS: the sportbike jackasses who buy loud racing pipes for their crotch rockets run a close second.

Re:Motorcycle (Score:5, Insightful)

by alta (1263) on Monday January 12, @09:56AM (#26416823)
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does make your dick look bigger

Let me fix that for you:

does make you look like a bigger dick

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