Just One Calorie, Not “Evil” Enough
It was one of those newspaper headlines that make you do a double-take. A bold banner headline screams “Split this evil duo” above a photo of a smiling couple with a baby. That’s funny; don’t they usually run photos of evil people that were taken when they are caught scowling or standing in a sinister shadow?
Closer inspection reveals that the couple have just had a “miracle” IVF baby (so, only the Catholic church thinks they’re evil) and the real evil pair are in much smaller photos complete with facial shadows and sour expressions. The world is back to normal.