Random Quotes

This is a repository for some quotes that I find amusing…

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. — Flaubert

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. — Perlis’s Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982

Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. — Oliver Herford

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well. — Rene Descartes

Honk if you are Jesus

If it ain’t broke…break it.

Masturbation is the thinking man’s television – christopher hampton

Def: enema. Not a friend

If at first you don’t succeed…destroy all evidence that you tried.

Talking loudly but saying nothing. — Chuck D. Public Enemy

The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

Consultants buy you a watch to tell you the time.

I’m horny for information. — Henry Rollins (line from his spoken word show – 7 may 2003)

Credit cards – buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t like with money you don’t have.

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. — Russell

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. — Edgar Watson Howe

A quote I’ve seen attributed to Asimov:
‘The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…”‘

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