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The grad student’s research dream… (Score:5, Funny)
by HalfOfOne (738150) on Wednesday September 21, @12:05PM (#13610525)

–A young Professor runs around the lab, shrieking “EUREKA” at the top of his lungs and grinning like a madman.–

Grad Student: Hey Professor, what’s going on? did you spill the bromochloride down your pants on accident again?

Professor: I have had, perhaps, the most wonderful epiphany. It’s BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU.

Grad Student: Okay, I’ll bite. What is it?

Professor: You know the Tri-Delt Sorority next door, the one with all the hot women that wouldn’t speak to us unles we paid them?

Grad Student: Yeah…

Professor: Well, we’re going to pay them to talk dirty to us.

Grad Student: But we barely have enough for Ramen noodles. We cook them here and pack them in our underwear for heat at night. Where are we going to get money?

Professor: That’s the genius of it! We’ll come up with a grant proposal for a cognitive study about swearing! Then we just tell them we have to find some local subjects who swear a lot, and we’re SO IN!!!

Grad Student: It’ll never work…

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