The Federation is a military dictatorship. Deal with it.
No, it isn’t. The Federation is run by the Vulcan shadow government.
Think about the situation at the time the Vulcans first contacted Earth. They’ve had their schism with the Romulans and have fought wars with them, and had the worse of it; and now there are Klingons prowling the dark places of the galaxy. Now the Vulcans contact a planet that’s just developed warp technology. A planet full of creatures with a horrific record of murder and mayhem, who are capable of justifying the same to themselves in terms of ‘pro patria mori’ and similar bullshit, who could easily be a terror on the galaxy to make even the Klingons fear… but who are at a very impressionable stage…
Bingo! The Vulcans, in a paternal, imperialist sort of way, take Earth under their wing. They help humans build better starships, they advise and guide. In time, they join with Earth to form the United Federation of Planets. Coincidentally, the enemies of the Earth are the same as the enemies of the Vulcans… How did something like that happen?
So now the Romulans and the Klingons are kept off the Vulcans’ backs by Starfleet. By the mighty space navy of the United Federation of Planets. A fleet of ships built at Mars, crewed almost entirely by humans from Earth, now guards a planet of decadent philosophers who are free to pursue their ideals of pure logic and reason. Humans fight and die in huge numbers for the protection of Vulcan. And every Starfleet ship we’ve ever seen has a single Vulcan, as a highly-ranked officer but not as captain… remember how Soviet ships used to have a ‘political officer’ to make sure the captain didn’t do anything ideologically unsound? Yeah.
And whenever we see Starfleet command, the concentration of pointy ears is so much higher, don’t you notice? Oh yes. It’s all humans on the front line, but back at base it’s all green-blooded bastards.
The entire Federation is a sham, concocted and perpetuated by the Vulcans for their own cowardly ends. Deal with it.
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No, it isn’t. The Federation is run by the Vulcan shadow government.
Think about the situation at the time the Vulcans first contacted Earth. They’ve had their schism with the Romulans and have fought wars with them, and had the worse of it; and now there are Klingons prowling the dark places of the galaxy. Now the Vulcans contact a planet that’s just developed warp technology. A planet full of creatures with a horrific record of murder and mayhem, who are capable of justifying the same to themselves in terms of ‘pro patria mori’ and similar bullshit, who could easily be a terror on the galaxy to make even the Klingons fear… but who are at a very impressionable stage…
Bingo! The Vulcans, in a paternal, imperialist sort of way, take Earth under their wing. They help humans build better starships, they advise and guide. In time, they join with Earth to form the United Federation of Planets. Coincidentally, the enemies of the Earth are the same as the enemies of the Vulcans… How did something like that happen?
So now the Romulans and the Klingons are kept off the Vulcans’ backs by Starfleet. By the mighty space navy of the United Federation of Planets. A fleet of ships built at Mars, crewed almost entirely by humans from Earth, now guards a planet of decadent philosophers who are free to pursue their ideals of pure logic and reason. Humans fight and die in huge numbers for the protection of Vulcan. And every Starfleet ship we’ve ever seen has a single Vulcan, as a highly-ranked officer but not as captain… remember how Soviet ships used to have a ‘political officer’ to make sure the captain didn’t do anything ideologically unsound? Yeah.
And whenever we see Starfleet command, the concentration of pointy ears is so much higher, don’t you notice? Oh yes. It’s all humans on the front line, but back at base it’s all green-blooded bastards.
The entire Federation is a sham, concocted and perpetuated by the Vulcans for their own cowardly ends. Deal with it.
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